I'm back! And majorly jet lagged. Apparently when you're jet lagged, you find everything funny. The most eventful part of my flight home was, during my flight from Chicago to Wisconsin, I opened up the SkyMall inflight magazine and couldn't help but wonder what some of these inventors were thinking. The products in there are ridiculous!
Clearly, making fun of these products was the highlight of my day-long journey back to the States, so hopefully you'll find them as I amusing as I did.
Portable Infrared Sauna
I feel so bad for this women because she looks like she's stuck in some sort of tent prison. How the heck are you supposed to get out of this?
The Slanket Siamese
First of all, it's a Snuggie people. Not a Slanket or whatever. It's the exact same thing as a Snuggie. Second of all, I don't care how much you love your significant other, but using this would be like you're handcuffed together. He gets up, you have to get up. He moves, you have to move. I guess maybe it's supposed to bring couples closer together (literally)?
Litter Kwitter 3-Step Cat Toliet Training System
I've never heard of people toilet-training their cats before, so if this is a popular thing, I apologize. I just stared at the magazine for about five minutes in shock. I guess it is a good idea--no more liter boxes!
The 24/7 Self-Cleaning Litter Box
Speaking of liter boxes, the magazine also sells this spaceship thing that looks like it'll trap your cat. What is up with this company, making weird things that make me feel claustrophobic just looking at them?
Porch Potty
Love the fire hydrant...it adds a nice touch. You'll never have to show your dog what real grass looks like, I guess.
The Led Matrix Watch
Just trying to figure out this watch hurt my head. Why on earth would you get a watch if you can't even read it? Even if I knew how the pattern worked, it just seems time consuming to use this rather than your classic analog one.
--Becky
Yay you're back :) those contraptions look crazy - who would even use them?! Hope you had an awesome time :)
ReplyDeleteI know, I guess they're supposed to make your life easier but they're just bizarre! Thanks, I really did :)
DeleteI love the cat things. Haha. Skymall is seriously cooky.
ReplyDeleteYeah Skymall devoted like 3 pages just for cat stuff. So weird!
Deletebahahaha. I ALWAYS look at the skymall magazine and laugh at the stupid products.
ReplyDeleteyay I"m glad I'm not the only one. I just thought I found them funny because I was so jet lagged.
Deletewhenever i'm in an airplane I always flip through SkyMall. Funniest things ever-- but some are actually really cool! have a great weekend! xx
ReplyDeleteyeah there were a few neat things in there that I wanted to buy. thanks, have a good weekend too!
DeleteBahaha these are really weird.
ReplyDeleteI know, right? so weird!
DeleteWow! Super funny :D Although I'd love to get a litter kwitter :D imagine all you'd have to do is flush :D
ReplyDeleteYeah I've never heard of toilet training your cat before so it sounds a little bizarre at first, but it would make everything a lot easier. No more liter boxes!
DeleteI saw that cat potty in the sky mall catalog a few months back and seriously wanted to try it... then i remember that everything in sky mall is like $100 haha
ReplyDeleteI forgot how much that cat potty was, but I do remember it was pretty expensive and over-priced. Bummer :(
DeleteOh my word.. those are hysterical! I LOVE reading Sky Mall on a flight. Always entertaining!
ReplyDeleteI know! From now on every time I go on a plane the Sky Mall magazine will be the first thing I look at.
Delete